Cocks Rock My Socks

FROM ONE YEAR TO THE NEXT...

2011-12-31T16:02:00.000-08:00

CRMS fave Johnny Maui next to Bel Ami's Mick Lovell.

And Mick (sigh) and his big cock.

So, I didn't post this much this year, at least not on this blog. But at least the year ended on an up note with the introduction of Mick Lovell from Bel Ami. His looks kept reminding me of someone, but I couldn't place it. And then it struck me - Johnny Maui! For a short time I even thought he might BE Johnny Maui until I did some slightly closer body analysis. I mean, even their DICKS look alike - veins and all. And while they may not be one and the same, they are both CLASSIC boys. And I will keep posting boys like this because classic boys never go out of style. So, here's to all the classic boys and may they keep taking off their clothes and showing us their big fat dicks. Fuck yeah!! Have a happy new year cocklovers!!

MARKO for XXX-MAS

2011-12-23T15:08:00.000-08:00

Hi all. Hope all's well and you're having a splendid holiday season. Here's an early present for ya - a big dicked, skinny, tattooed, buzzed-cut Bel Ami icing blaster named Marko. Marko is hella-hot and has IMO a PERFECT, fat slab of an uncut cock. This scene is from Bel Ami's XL Files 2, which is well worth a look, ya know, if big dicks are your sorta thing. Anyway, enjoy and happy holidays!

BANNER BOY BEEFCAKE: JERRY COOPER

2011-12-05T10:03:00.000-08:00

Yup, it's our resident banner boy. Personifies the word BEEFCAKE - fit, clean-cut, handsome...in a word: DREAMY. He could have been one of Wally Cleaver's hunky friends or the beach-going stud in a porno version of Mystery Date. He's got a great smile that he's perpetually sporting - and with a face, bod and cock like that, can you blame him? Oh yeah, and check out those thighs!! Golly!!

HELLO AGAIN!!

2011-11-27T22:53:00.000-08:00

Hey all. What's this...a NEW post? Well, I DID say I'd be back. Besides, I'm having issues with tumblr. To celebrate my return, I'm posting this awesome hippie-biker dude I've been obsessing over. Kinda looks like a dude ya might see at Occupy rallies. Another reason why I should start going to those! If you have any info on this dude (or more pics!), as always, let me know. Thanks, and stay tuned for more posts!!!!
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JOSH HARTNETT

2010-10-04T22:18:00.000-07:00

Okay, not really, but damn sure looks like him! His dad maybe? In any case, I REALLY like the cock and balls on this guy. Nice girth and shape to it. And of course, hair's ALWAYS a plus! Nice abs too!! Dudes a perfect package!! Now if only Josh would show us HIS package?
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***More posts coming, I promise, but I've kinda moved to tumblr for a while. So those tired of waiting for me to update this blog, ya might wanna check out (and follow!) my tumblr. It's a more stream-of-conciousness version of this blog. Or better yet, go straight to my tumblr archive. I'm gonna take a bit more time to re-organize and re-design this blog. Thanks to everyone who reads CRMS. You guys rock!!***

ISLAND STUD SHANE

2010-09-16T20:20:00.000-07:00

Whoa, surf report says expect an invasion of hotties with big dicks!! Cocks expected to swell to about seven or eight inches!! Fuck yeah!! Shane from Island Studs totally rocks my socks! Not only does he have the looks for porn (in certain shots reminescent of, IMO, Ion Davidov), but boy oh boy, does he also have THE COCK for it!! And what a sweet FAT fuckin' cock it is! Shane is well on his way to becoming a CRMS favorite. And to think this stud was in my state. Damn, I have to go surfing more often!

LANCE: THE LIFE AND LEGEND OF A SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SEX GOD

2010-09-13T09:21:00.000-07:00

My oh my, this post has been a long time coming! But in fairness to myself, I just found some of these pics recently, so I couldn't have posted them any earlier anyway. But I HAVE been meaning to post pics of Lance for a VERY long time. He's been one of my all-time favorites from the moment I saw him over a decade ago on one of those cheap 4-hour gay porn compilation tapes (I, at the time, having no idea that this blond god's name was 'Lance,' or that the scene I was watching was from the William Higgins produced "Good Times Coming"). For those that don't know, Lance was a porn star in the 80's. While his classic, male-model good looks epitomized the beach-blond california surfer/skater type, there was also, IMO, a kind of goofy charm about him. Unlike a lot of porn stars, Lance wasn't afraid to smile, and seemed to be having a genuinely good time in his stills and video appearances. He looked completely at ease with his co-stars and the camera - seemingly both oblivious to and totally SELLING his sex appeal at the same time. It's interesting that his real first name is David (full name: David Alan Reis), because he reminds of an American, surf-punk version of the statue of David - with a MUCH bigger dick, of course!! Ah yes, his dick - thick, uncut, and just totally fucking HUGE (a reported 9 inches!) - perfect for a career in porn! While that career spanned the entirety of the 80's, it comprised only about a little over half a dozen videos. His print appearances seemed to be more frequent. Unfortunately Lance died of complications from AIDS in 1991. Sad, but not surprising considering a past of IV drug use, prostitution, and work in the pre-condom porn industry. He also reportedly had a relationship with Rock Hudson, who himself died of AIDS in 1985. But the legend of Lance lives! Nearly all his videos are considered classics and are available on DVD. And his images are popping up across the blogosphere (even pics this blogger hasn't seen before!). And you'll be seeing more of Lance on THIS blog!! So stay tuned!! Viva la Lance!!

RANDY RETURNS...FUCK YEAH!!!

2010-08-30T19:26:00.000-07:00

FINALLY, Bel Ami has released video of this super-thick-tooled boy in action! Now known as "Randy Quinn" on Bel Ami's official site, "Randy’s incredibly thick fire hose of a cock – is one of the fattest dicks we have ever featured…" says George Duroy. Randy's one of my all-time faves for sure and his cock is definitely one of the THICKEST, most-perfectly shaped tools I've ever seen in my life. I'm glad Bel Ami had more of him to offer us - even though his JO in XL Files 2 was more than enough! If Bel Ami has any more footage or pictures of this boy in their archives, I hope they release 'em. Or better yet, just bring him back in for more Randy action! As always, if any CRMS readers out there know where I can find more pics of this awesome dude, PLEASE let me know. Thanks!

DUDES JUST HANGIN'

2010-08-28T08:55:00.000-07:00

Nice fatty on this chillaxin' dude. I like the reddish/blondish pubes too. He's also got the super-sweet 'v' thing going with his waiste and a nice little happy trail. The semi-low-hanging balls complete the package. A very cool old school dude indeed. Sweet!

THE HURLEY BOYS -- HELP ID 'EM!!

2010-08-25T19:40:00.000-07:00

Who ARE these guys? Seriously, I've never seen these dudes before and I have no idea where this pic is from. Assuming the pic is real (which I am), all I gotta say is: DAMN, these boys have got some MASSIVE muthafuckin' meat!! I'm also assuming they're brothers, possibly twins. Anyway, if you have any info on these guys (or know where I can find a higher res version of this pic), PLEASE let me know. Thanks.
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(***Update: I did find a higher res version of the pic, and its DEFINITELY better. Damn, those fucking twin cocks are HUGE!!***)

LEAN, SOFT & THICK

2010-08-21T13:21:00.001-07:00

RANDY KELLY: OLD SKOOL THICKNESS

2010-08-03T22:36:00.000-07:00

I thought I'd kick off my return by kickin' it old school. Here's some classic fat-dicked hotness for ya! Been wanting to post this boy for a while. God I love his dick. Classic example of a perfect circumcised cock. And talk about thickness!! Any way you measure it, the results = BIG-FUCKIN'-DICK. This kid gets straight A's in Cock-ometry for sure!!!

THE COMIC KID aka THE KID YOU DON'T KNOW

2010-06-13T23:24:00.000-07:00

This absolute BEAUTY of a penis belongs to That Kid You Don't Know, a dude I recently found on Tumblr. I don't think he's posted these photos on his own site, but he has posted them on 'hung like a...', another GREAT blog that I just recently got turned on to (I've added it to my bloglist on the sidebar). CRMS readers know I've got a thing for fat ones, and this 'Kid' has one AWESOME fattie on him! These photos, IMHO, wonderfully illustrate the perfect shape and thickness of his cock, and beautiful cockhead. I especially like the Nintendo DS and Wolverine photos! Nice to know he's also into superheroes, another one of my favorite things! Maybe he'll even be willing to spunk all over one of his comic book covers for us!! Or maybe that's too much to ask? Just keep it in the plastic so it doesn't get ruined!! Anyhoo, I'm glad this dude is cool enough to share his cock with the world. 'Kid' DEFINITELY rocks! Go Kid!!

THE RICHARD BOY

2010-05-24T00:42:00.000-07:00

This, of course, is a classic pic that's made its way around the net for quite some time. This is, by far, the best quality version of it I've found (thanks to Vintage Twinks!). Seriously, what a lucky fuckin' dude. It's no wonder he's smiling! I'm not sure what his name is, but for the time being, I'll assume it's 'Richard' (which, BTW seems like a fitting name! ahem, 'cough-DICK-cough'). Besides the MASSIVE uncut cock, I'm also intrigued by his balls. It almost looks like they're hanging one on top the other, rather than side by side. Interesting. I'm also digging the striped shirt and haircut. This is, seriously, one of the coolest pics EVER!!

TYSON CORRIGAN

2010-05-23T17:26:00.000-07:00

Don't think he's related to Brent at all, but damn is Tyson the cutie! I like Brent as well, but if I had the choice I'd take Tyson! I also think Tyson has a much nicer cock (of course I'm partial to fat ones!). Apparently Tyson was born in Ireland, is definitely cut, and seems to be a redhead, so I'm guessing he dyes his hair. I should also point out Tyson is almost completely deaf and uses a hearing aid. This might turn some guys off (why, I don't know), but to me it just makes him even cuter and all the more real. He's totally adorable in his video interview. Also, Sizing Up has posted a video of Tyson and his thick dick in action. Check it out! Hope to see more of him in the future!

MORE LUKE aka TONY

2010-05-14T12:56:00.000-07:00

Found more pics of Luke aka Tony. Wow, he's secured himself a spot on CRMS's all-time favorites list with that last pic. Damn! That cock! Those BALLS!! Holy shit. Yo Luke, just take the plunge and become a full-time porn star, okay? Pretty please?

HOLY CRAP!! DALTON = SHANE COLLINS w/ a....MULLET!?!

2010-05-12T12:37:00.000-07:00

Hey all, check this out!! I just found these pics over at Hunks for You II. It's none other than one of CRMS's all-time-favorite hunks himself Shane Collins, now going under the name 'Dalton!' The hair's a bit different (okay A LOT different!), but it's definitely him. I don't know where these came from or how old they are, but I'm guessing they're on the 'newish' side. If you have any info on these pics, PLEASE let me know!! If there's more of 'Dalton' out there, I'd love to see it. I have to say though, I'm a bit uneasy about the hair. It just hovers WAY too close to mullet territory for me. Maybe it's something that looks better in real life than in photographs - MAYBE. Still, it's hard for the boy NOT to look good! Near-perfect adonis that he is. So, mullet or no mullet, I'm VERY glad to see you back Shane, err....I mean 'Dalton!!'

ISAAK

2010-05-10T12:40:00.000-07:00

Here's a blast from the not-too-distant past. One of Sean Cody's all-time-best, IMHO - Isaak. This tall, dark, curly-haired cutie has one of the most perfect, circumcised cocks I've ever seen. Add to that an angelic face, lean swimmer's bod, and super-sweet ass and Isaak = the whole package, indeed! Seems he made a few videos for Sean Cody and then disappeared. Haven't seen him in anything since then. If anyone has any more info on Isaak, PLEASE let me know. It would be greatly appreciated. If I find some more (hopefully higher-res) pics of him, I'll post 'em. For now, enjoy these!

DONNY & MIKE

2010-05-04T20:19:00.000-07:00

I really like this old pic. It's like The Hardy Boys without the clothes! Sorta gives you a new angle on the 50's. Of course, these boys aren't hard(y) at all. In fact, you could say these two give a whole new meaning to the term 'just hanging.' Lucky bastards. :)

CLINT

2010-04-24T22:56:00.000-07:00

Unfortunately, these pics don't show us Clint's BEASTwood (an apt would-be last name judging by some of the pics), but at least we get a GLIMPSE of cock here. I have to tell ya, regardless of what he's packin', many of Clint's other features MORE than make up for the price of admission, IMHO - those eyes, that bod, and that ASS, boy oh boy that ass!! I defy ANYONE, straight, gay, bi or a-friggin-sexual, to deny the awesomeness of that ass! All I can say is that I HOPE Clint decides to show us more in the future. The sneak preview of cock looks great, but if I never get to see the whole thing, that's fine by me, because the rest of him STILL rocks my socks! Go Clint!!

RYAN PATRICK = AWESOME

2010-04-12T06:14:00.000-07:00

Speachless, damn near speachless...holy crap what a dude!! The beefiness. The scruffiness. The big fat fuckin' cock! Oh my!! Also, dude's apparently 6'3", so yeah, he's huge in more ways than one! And I have to say, I'm not a fan of fisting, but that last pic of Ryan fisting himself is....well, FUCKING AWESOME!! Anyhoo, let me know what you think of Red-Headed Ryan. So far, I love him!

HUNGarian PERFECTION

2010-04-10T10:36:00.000-07:00

I swear this Hungarian hunk must have one of the most PERFECT dicks ever! Fuckin A! His chiseled body and facial features only add to his perfect awsomeness. Just out of curiousity, why is he wearing/holding a piece of clothing in nearly every pic? Strange. In any case, Fredy Costa and his perfect Hungarian cock and bod TOTALLY rock!!

NEW KID WITH A BIG COCK

2010-04-05T20:41:00.000-07:00

Posted this dude before. Here's another pic I found. Still don't know his name, but I know he's a Bel Ami boy. Handsome. Nice fat one on him too. Anyway, if you have any info on him, let me know. Thanks.

BARRET OLIVER IS JOHAN PAULIK!!!!

2010-04-01T02:36:00.001-07:00

I stumbled upon a rumor not too long ago, that 80's child star Barret Oliver (D.A.R.Y.L., Frankenweenie, Cocoon, The Neverending Story), disappeared at the end of that decade, had plastic surgery and re-appeared in the late 90's as 'Josh Hartnett.' This is false. The TRUTH is that Barret Oliver left Hollywood in the late 80's, moved to Eastern Europe after the wall fell, and re-emerged in the mid-90's as gay porn star 'Johan Paulik.' Yes folks, that accent 'Johan' sports is a total fake. He's really from California and is an expert at riding Luck Dragons. If you don't believe me, ask George Duroy. Oh, and BTW...

......................................................APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!

DAN (HIGHER-RES)

2010-03-29T13:00:00.000-07:00

Hi, I found this slightly better quality version of the pic of Dan I posted before. Damn, talk about a perfect cock. And those balls!! Sweet!! Hopefully, I can find more pics of this dude and his perfect, fat cock. If I do, I'll totally post 'em. Anyhoo, for now, enjoy this one!

PORN NOIR

2010-03-28T12:29:00.000-07:00

Something mysterious and striking about this image. I love the look of the dude AND his awesome hanging fattie. Picture it: "The 50's. A darkened room on a stormy night. After coming in from the rain, the mysterious stranger removed his soaking wet clothes. His intense stare indicated a discomfort with contact, while his pose exhibited a clear confidence in his nakedness. He DEFINITELY enjoyed being admired - but only from afar." Pulpy enough 4 ya? Very cool indeed.

JOEY BABY

2010-03-26T12:45:00.000-07:00

My oh my!!! Bel Ami seems to be scoring some handsome ones lately. I love love LOVES me some Joey! Damn, has this boy got a mug on him! Add the bod and perfect cock and Joey = TOTAL PACKAGE. BTW, does anyone know is this dude's done porn under other aliases? I swear I've seen him SOMEWHERE before. He looks very familiar. Anyhoo, if anybody has the 411 on Joey, PLEASE let me know!! (**BTW, if you like what you see in this post, go over to Sizing Up and check out the video they posted of Joey getting serviced by Luke Hamill. You won't be sorry, especially when you get a load of Joey's own MASSIVE load!!** ;) )

WHAT'S UP?

2010-03-25T01:07:00.001-07:00

Hey all, sorry I've been M.I.A. for so long. I've been really busy with other stuff AND my computer needed a bit of a tune up. So, I just got it back today and, of course, one of the first things I had to do was check in with my CRMS peeps! So yeah, I'm back and I'll be posting more real soon. So stay tuned!

YOU PICKED THE WINNERS!

2010-03-01T13:18:00.001-08:00

1st Place - Max Orloff & Ariel Vanean (Tie)

2nd Place - Kris Evans & Johnny Maui (Tie)

3rd Place - Shane Collins & Richard Hrosik/Karel Rok (Tie)

And so...

those are the winners folks! No, NOT of the Olympics, but if this WERE the Olympics of Cock, I'd have to say the Czechs most certainly have the edge! Well, at least we have TWO Americans in there! My personal favorite was Woody, and although he and his fat one didn't make the top 3, he at least made a valiant and admirable showing in fourth place. All in all, it was a fun poll. I wasn't surprised by Max's performance. He's a HUGE favorite among cock-lovers and, although I don't think that his was the MOST aesthetically pleasing out of THIS group, I do think he's got one beauty of big fucking dick on him and It's no mystery why people are in lust with it. Ariel, on the other hand, was a total dark horse, and I was indeed surprised by his upset tie with Max. Hats off to both of them! Now, if only Bel Ami could bring Max out of retirement to do a scene with Ariel! Oh heck, bringing Max out of retirement to do a scene with anybody would be fucking awesome! Anyway, thanks for voting and supporting CRMS! Congratulations to our six winners and to ALL of our candidates! Now, I have to think of the next poll. If any of you have some ideas or suggestions for one, let me know! Thanks again guys!!

UNDERDOGS

2010-02-25T02:12:00.000-08:00

Hey folks, it's come down to the wire and you've only got 3 more days to cast your votes. I'm taking this opportunity to implore you to give our underdogs one last look. I won't tell you who I voted for until the poll closes, but I WILL tell you that it's someone in the picture above. And although I have a penchant for supporting underdogs, he was, in fact, my choice from the beginning. Anyway, so yeah, please give 'em a look, compare them to the rest of the candidates, then cast your vote, whatever it may be. Viva la Democracy!

DAMIEN

2010-02-19T10:45:00.000-08:00

This beautiful cock belongs to a dude named Damien. I don't have any pics of his face, but he's quite the looker too, IMHO. That is, if you like blond, blue-eyed, lanky, punk-ish type guys. Not pretty in the male-model sense, but still fucking HOT. Anyhoo, last I checked, his videos are all over x-tube. I believe they're from a site called LatinoGuys.com. Ironic, since Damien looks anything but Latino. But hey, with a cock like that, who complaining? Dude's got one of the most awesome dicks I've ever seen! DEFINITELY worth checking out!

RUSSELL ROCKS!

2010-02-17T09:08:00.000-08:00

Wow! Russell is....well, WOW!! Hot. Handsome. A major A-class HUNK. Fucking A is right!!! Not to mention the thick dick with huge fucking knob. Holy shit. I really should stop, because I'll just keep rambling on nonsensically. All I can say is...well, Russell Rocks!!

WHO'S GOT "THE LOOK?"

2010-02-15T17:36:00.000-08:00

What do you look for in a dick? Length? Width? Shape? A combination of the above? For me, its a combination of factors, but I must admit I definitely have a thing for fat ones! So basically, out of our 12 candidates, pick the one who's cock embodies what you look for in 'the perfect dick.' I hope this clarifies what this (hardly scientific and not TOO serious) pole is about. I know it's broad and I'll have more specific polls in the future (but if you're still having doubts, just pick the dick you think is prettiest!) Aaight? That about sums it up! :)

VOTE BABY VOTE!

2010-02-12T22:02:00.001-08:00

Hey cock-lovers, it's your friendly neighborhood weiner-fan here to remind you to vote in the CRMS Pole Poll, if you haven't already. It looks like we may actually have a competition here. So please, let your voice be heard! Here's another look at our candidates. Please note, the numbers here don't actually correspond to the order in which they appear in the poll. I just threw this together in a way that I thought looked visually appealing! But just find the cock you like, and then find cock-owner's name, then vote for that candidate in the poll section at the bottom of the sidebar. Okay, go!

MORE MARIO

2010-02-08T23:40:00.000-08:00

Found more pics of Mario, one of the boys in CRMS' Cock Poll. So fucking perfect. So fucking awesome!

POLE POLL!

2010-02-05T08:58:00.000-08:00

1. Max Orloff

2. Shane Collins

3. Woody (from Sean Cody)

4. Jeff Daniels aka Lukas Wink

5. Rodolphe Vacano

6. Tyler Peters

7. Mario (aka Nico aka Bruno)

8. Brett Tamblyn

9. Ariel Vanean

10. Richard Hrosik aka Karel Rok

11. Kris Evans

12. Johnny Maui

So I came up with a dick poll (or I should say POLE poll!) for this month. It's the first poll of its kind here on CRMS! Narrowing down the field to twelve was admittedly difficult, but on this date, at this time, these are the dudes that I decided would represent the cocks on this blog. If one of your favorites is not on here, please let me know in the comments section below - they may very well show up in a future poll! But go ahead and vote anyway! This poll will be open 'til the end of February. To vote, just scroll down to the bottom of the sidebar on your right. And thank you cock-fans, for your participation!

200th POST - MAX ORLOFF

2010-02-03T16:42:00.000-08:00

To celebrate CRMS's 200th post, I'm posting one of the hottest dudes on the planet (w/ one of the hottest cocks on the planet!): Max Orloff aka Jan Dvorak aka Pavel Novotny. Mr. Orloff 's got one of the biggest dicks in porn, and he delivers some of the biggest cumshots in porn. The man even gives Peter North a run for his money! Seriously, Max aka Jan aka Pavel didn't become a gay porn icon for nothing. So enjoy these pics, then schedule a trip to the video store to watch him in action. You won't be dissapointed. Max rocks!!

JEFFREY BRANSON

2010-02-02T11:31:00.000-08:00

Apparently this handsome Hungarian is getting some pretty good word of mouth. I haven't seen any of his videos yet, but his photos alone are fucking awesome. What a body! And with a face like that, he could easily be a professional model. But with that big, beautiful uncut cock of his, I have to say this boy was born for porn! I'll be posting more of Jeff (I think they could have at least given him a HUNGARIAN name!) later. For now, enjoy this swelteringly hot pic!

ZEKE

2010-02-01T10:18:00.000-08:00

Let me be the first to say that I am a Zeke freak!! I can already tell he's gonna be a CRMS favorite. Sean Cody really outdid themselves with this one! Wow. Is there anything that's NOT perfect on this dude? That face. That bod. That COCK! Fuckin' A on that cock! Oh my! And that last pic of him rubbing his balls....shit, I gotta go rub one out. Laters.

P.s. - Should we start a Zeke fanclub?

ANDREAS MOUSKOURI

2010-01-28T16:45:00.000-08:00

What's up everybody? This boy here is Andreas. I Will definitely be posting more of him later. LOVE the cock on this kid! Bel Ami rocks!!

NUMBERS

2010-01-25T16:14:00.000-08:00

I finally put in a stat counter today. I was surprised by the number of hits in just a few minutes. Wow! I can't imagine how many people have actually viewed this site since it started in March of '09. Thanks for the interest, honestly! I'm not a pro by any stretch, but I do try to run a nice site. Feel free to leave any questions/comments you may have. Check out the archive if you haven't done so already. And please, keep coming back and enjoying CRMS! I'm glad there are so many people out there that love cocks as much as I do. Thanks!

MIREK = AWESOME (I THINK THAT'S THE LITERAL TRANSLATION)

2010-01-25T00:57:00.000-08:00

Holy shit do I love Mirek. Talk about PERFECT! The look. The bod. THE COCK!! And don't even get me started on the balls! Sizing Up had posted this series (and a video!), and I decided to re-post 'em here. I just love everything about this dude. Mucho kudos to Bel Ami for finding him. Hopefully, we'll be seeing A LOT more of Mirek in the future.

MORE BELAMI BOYS

2010-01-20T19:36:00.001-08:00

Since I'm in a Bel Ami mood, I thought I'd post yet another bevy o' Bel Ami beauts for ya! Nice pics. Taken from a various calendars I believe. I think my favorite is Brett Tamblyn, with Ariel and Kris tied for second. Yann's got a pretty nice wang too. Actually, they all do. And if I was hung like the last two guys, I'd be smiling too. Where does Bel Ami find 'em? Good stuff. Good stuff indeed. Enjoy!

THE PICTURE THAT STARTED IT ALL

2010-01-18T10:03:00.000-08:00

No, not this blog, but my introduction to the world of hot naked dudes waiting to be found on the internet. This picture of Lukas Ridgeston was one of the first pics I ever found of a naked guy on the net. It was also one of the first pics I saw of an uncircumcised guy PERIOD (we're talkin' over 10 years ago!). Of course, it got my imagination going. I was wondering who he was. And why such an amazingly hot guy would let people take pictures of him naked (I was used to seeing guys like Peter North naked - not sweet, wholesome, boy-next-door types with gorgeous wolf-eyes!)? And, most of all, why was he not circumcised like most other American boys? Little did I know, of course, that he was actually Czech gay porn icon Lukas Ridgeston! So yeah, this picture helped launch my fascination with naked guys on the net - and helped fuel, in my mind, the whole mystique surrounding them. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and those words help create a story. The fact that he was uncircumcised, also launched, to a great extent, my fascination with uncut guys in general (I'm only today, getting over my 'uncut phase'!). So, here's to you Lukas! Thanks for inspiring my continued love affair with the male form. IMHO, you've earned your status as LEGEND.

TK - OH!

2010-01-14T20:00:00.000-08:00

Thiago Kamikaze is his name. And he could probably knock someone out with that big, fat Brazilian cock of his. Wow, what a piece. You can't help but be impressed with its awesomeness. Thiago rates quite well himself. But his cock definitely puts him over the top.

ANTONIO

2010-01-13T17:54:00.000-08:00

I'll probably be posting more Brazilian dudes this year. Fuck yeah, Brazil is fucking awesome. Hot dudes with big, fat fucking schlongs. I don't know what it is, but something in the water (or more acurately -- gene pool) in Brazil, produces quite possibly the best looking, most hung guys on the planet. Brazil rocks!

YO, ADRIAN!

2010-01-12T07:42:00.000-08:00

Wow. Great face, great ass, great uncut cock. Looks like he might be part Asian or maybe Native American. Very nice. Very nice indeed.

MORE HOT COCKS (BIG DICKS 'N' FAVE WOODIES)

2010-01-11T06:58:00.001-08:00

Again, a mix of old and new. I'm also trying to put together my top twenty cocks of the millenium. Stay tuned!

2010: THE YEAR WE MAKE CONTACT

2010-01-05T13:27:00.000-08:00

Hey, all. I'm back and ready to post again! Thanks for tuning in in 2009 and joining CRMS in the communal admiration of the most fucking awesome cocks on the planet! Here are some of my favorite cocks (and the dudes they belong to) from 2009, along with some new ones thrown in for good measure. Hope you all had a good Christmas and New Years, and if not, I hope my site helps cheer you up. In fact, that really is why I do this in the first place. Thanks for reading (or doing whatever it is that you do while viewing CRMS!) and please keep coming back. Here's to a rockin' 2010! Peace.

RANDOM ROKIN' RICHARD

2009-12-27T08:31:00.000-08:00

KAREL ROK aka RICHARD HROSIK -- SHOWER

2009-12-27T07:58:00.000-08:00

Karel Rok (aka Richard Hrosik aka Oleg Tarkowski aka ???) in all his pure fat-cocked awesomeness!! More of this dude to come. His salami-thick member is DEFINETELY in CRMS' top twenty cocks!!

JOSH RYAN

2009-12-15T17:38:00.000-08:00

Josh Ryan is my new favorite English hunk. Score one for Men at Play for finding this dude, AND convincing him to take it all off for the cameras. Dude looks like he could be a full time model. Instead, he's dropping trou for us. And with a fat, hairy cock like that, I think he chose the right profession. Nice. Very nice indeed.

FLASH GORDON aka SAM JONES

2009-12-13T18:06:00.000-08:00

Why Sam Jones? Weird story...so last night I was watching Blades of Glory with Will Ferrell and Jon Heder (hottie!). Freaking hilarious BTW!! Anyhoo, the finale of the movie features the duo ice skating to the theme from Flash Gordon (1980) by Queen. So that got my interest piqued. I'd never seen Flash Gordon all the way through, so I went on YouTube to see if I could find the trailer, and lo and behold, the WHOLE movie was on there! I stayed up all night watching it and now Flash Gordon is DEFINTELY one of my favorite all-time movies. I don't know how I missed it all these years. The movie rocks!! And so does its star Sam Jones as a freakin' superhunky Flash! Anyway, if you decide to check it out, prepare yourself for one super-awesome wacked-out trippy ride of a film. I can honestly say, you'll never see another movie like it. Flash Gordon (1980) - CRMS recomended!

WHO IS HE?

2009-12-06T13:52:00.000-08:00

Anyone know who this totally sweet hottie is? Gorgeous dude with the bedroom eyes and TOTALLY perfect fat fuckin' cock. I'd REALLY like to know. So if you have any info on him, PLEASE let me know. I'd really appreciate it. seriously. Thanks!

STEVE RIVES

2009-12-03T21:53:00.001-08:00

I'm not normally into the waif-ish look, but Steve Rives looks like he might have actually GAINED a little weight in these pics. I actually think he looks really good with the blond hair too. And of course, his amazingly HUGE cock is awesome as always. Still, he could stand to gain a few more pounds. Eat something Stevie boy!!

ARIEL AGAIN

2009-12-01T21:30:00.000-08:00

I just LOVE LOVE LOVE my boy Ariel. He has to be one of the most photogenic porn models working today. I just can't get enough of him. He is, of course, the whole package (cock, bod, looks), which is why he gets posted so much on CRMS. I can't think of anything I don't like about him. Simply put, Ariel = AWESOME.

JAY

2009-11-30T19:47:00.001-08:00

I really like Jay and I really like this pic of him. He's a very handsome dude and I might post more of him later. For now, enjoy this one. :)

JAMES

2009-11-25T17:56:00.000-08:00

James here is the perfect package (WITH a perfect package!): nice lean bod, gorgeous eyes, fat cock, nicely trimmed pubes, and all with a punky haircut and earing to boot!! James is one cool dude!!

DAVID

2009-11-21T23:17:00.000-08:00

David is from Bel Ami's XL Files, a video I highly recommend if you're a lover of cocks -- or a lover of uncut Eastern European lads for that matter! David's a handsome young dude, with a nice lanky bod, and one hell of a hefty pole between his legs. His cocks is a triple threat, earning major points for its shape, length AND width! Haven't seen much of David since this vid, and its too bad, because his cock is the stuff of legend! [***UPDATE: As one reader noted (thanks!), he's also known as Jack Janowski. I've also learned his other aliases include Samuel Pointman and Tom Abraham. If I can find more pics of him, I'll DEFINITELY post 'em! Thanks again CRMS readers!***]

BROTHERS IN ARMS

2009-11-20T00:43:00.000-08:00

and now...

I've known brothers to jack-off together, but certainly the Peters twins go A LOT further than that! I must say I like the fact that these brothers feel so open and free. They surely have none of the hang-ups society would like to put on them. But I probably wouldn't have posted their pics, if not for the fact that these two HOT twin brothers also have two perfect, FAT fuckin' twin cocks!! Can you say "DOUBLE-FUCKING-YUMMY?"

BEAUTIFUL

2009-11-18T18:27:00.000-08:00

Wow. Now THIS dude takes my breath away. I know everyone is entitled to their opinion, but I think this guy has a MUCH hotter body than all the gym-bunnies who spend hours working on their pecs and abs and bi-cepts. Don't get me wrong, some of those guys have nice bods for sure, but there is just something about a nice, natural bod that I find...refreshing. The untrimmed pubes and stubble on the face add to this dude's awesomeness. I also like the lighting in the picture, particulalry the way the light falls on the veins in his hand. Reminds me of the statue of David. Nice.

DONE WITH MIRRORS

2009-11-13T19:54:00.000-08:00

1. Alan Corriveau
2. Unknown
3. Unknown
4. Unknown
5. Unknown Model

ECSTASY

2009-11-10T17:56:00.000-08:00

Just the look on his face is hot. Of course, his cock is even hotter.

LUIS

2009-11-08T20:45:00.000-08:00

Dios Mio!! Luis is muy fantastico indeed!! Holy crap what a cock on this boy!! Seriously, what is it about Latin genes? Not only are the guys all good looking, but it seems like they're all hung like fuckin' horses too. I swear, some ethnicities have all the luck. Oh well, I guess all I can say to that is "viva chicos Latinos!!"

DAVE THE TAT DUDE

2009-11-05T23:53:00.000-08:00

Anyone know the name of this hot dude? If so, let me know. LOVE the bod, shaved head, and PERFECT uncut cock. He fuckin' rocks.

DANE DEKOTA

2009-11-05T20:05:00.000-08:00

Boy oh boy, do I love them British boys! And Dane Dekota is a perfect example of why. Dane and a lot of his Brit counterparts have this nice, natural cuteness about them that I just LOVE. And the big, fat honkin' schlongs don't hurt either! I do believe this guy is also a professional model. I'll post more about that later. I must say, I think English Lads REALLY outdid themselves with this one. Hopefully, we will be seeing A LOT more of Dane in the future. Rock on Brova!

DICK KNIGHT

2009-11-04T23:12:00.000-08:00

Dick has a really nice...well, dick.

JUST HANGIN'

2009-11-03T19:09:00.000-08:00

...and quite nicely too.

BALLS...

2009-11-03T19:01:00.001-08:00

indeed.

GREAT PIC

2009-11-02T22:46:00.001-08:00

Hair + Bod + Balls + Artistry =

Pure fuckin' Photographic Awesomeness.

MORE OF THE HUNKY AND GORGEOUS: CHARLES O'RILEY

2009-11-01T02:14:00.001-08:00

One more thing about my boy Charles: despite my labelling him as 'cut,' I've decided that he could, very well, go either way. I'm gonna keep him in the 'cut' category for now, but if anyone with a keen eye for uncut cocks wants to weigh in, please feel free. I, for one, can't tell. What I do know is, is that he's a beautiful guy with a beautiful cock that, cut or uncut, DEFINITELY rocks my socks!!

THE HUNKY AND GORGEOUS: CHARLES O'RILEY

2009-11-01T01:58:00.000-07:00

Hmmm, possibly one of the most perfect guys EVER!! Scruffy face,naturally hairy bod, GREAT cock!! This makes me want to do a post dedicated to all my faves from this blog so far. That will be forthcoming. In the meantime, enjoy Charles O'Riley from Man Avenue. The boy just plain ROCKS!!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

2009-10-31T00:36:00.001-07:00

Personally, I think James here has the right idea. In these hard times, perhaps a more minimal approach is the way to go. BTW, there's nothing wrong with staying home and treating yourself to a cheap good time alone - just you and the monster in your pants!

SO WADDA YA THINK?

2009-10-28T22:26:00.001-07:00

Hey, so wadda ya guys think of my blog? I don't post as much as I'd like to but I try to maintain a level of quality of pics, dudes, and, of course, COCKS. So what do you guys think of the selection? Also, the look of the blog? Let me know. Thanks. (Oh yeah, and BTW, if you're new, please look through the archives at all the pics I've already posted - COOL!!)

PATRIK SVOBODA - HOT GUY/BIG COCK

2009-10-27T19:12:00.001-07:00

Need I say more?

HAPPY KID

2009-10-25T23:48:00.000-07:00

Yeah, I'd be happy too if I had that thing between my legs.

MORE BRIAN BIANCHINI

2009-10-23T19:39:00.000-07:00

Awesome dude!

CUTE BOY/FAT COCK

2009-10-21T19:46:00.000-07:00

PEPE NUNEZ

2009-10-19T23:39:00.001-07:00

I used to see pics of this boy all over the web. I'll try to find more and post 'em. Meanwhile, enjoy this one. He is awesome.

JJ - THE POOL BOY

2009-10-19T22:23:00.000-07:00

His name is JJ and he has an AWESOME cock!!

I'M BREATHLESS

2009-10-19T12:16:00.000-07:00

GREAT Pic.

SHOWER DUDES (UPDATED)

2009-10-14T23:53:00.000-07:00

1. Unknown

2. Jerome Reynolds

3. Unknown

4. Unknown Playgirl Model

5. Unknown (Possibly James)

SHOWER HUNK

2009-10-14T23:44:00.000-07:00

Nice. Please Id if possible. Thanks.

SHOWER BOY

2009-10-11T18:25:00.000-07:00

Beautiful. (BTW) Anyone know who he is?

BO DEAN ROCKS!!

2009-10-11T08:36:00.000-07:00

Holy PERFECT COCKS Batman! Can you say HUNK? I hereby nominate Bo Dean for Most Perfect Man Ever. If they're gonna start cloning humans, they should start with Bo. Every household should have one. Until then, we'll just have to enjoy his pics. Thanks to the super-rad site Manx10 for posting 'em. Good work!

ARIEL VANEAN AND BUDDY

2009-10-10T00:54:00.000-07:00

Another pic that happily forces me to lift my 'ban' on action pics (albeit momentarily). Damn, Ariel's cock looks simply amazing in this pic. The other guy's aint too shabby either. This pic is pure fucking awesomeness.

CLASSIC HAIRYNESS

2009-10-06T21:06:00.001-07:00

...with a side of massive cajones to go! Nice.

RYLAN

2009-10-04T11:03:00.001-07:00

Now THAT is a dick.

ALEX

2009-10-01T20:13:00.000-07:00

I swear I've seen this guy before -- if I can find more pics of him I'll post 'em. The only name I have to go on right now is Alex. Meanwhile, if you guys out there have any info on him, let me know. Thanks.

JOHNNY STUMPS

2009-10-01T19:22:00.001-07:00

I have to say, what a set of fuckin' balls on this guy. Damn! Also, some really nice photography here. Retro rocks.

BLONDIE

2009-09-27T12:38:00.000-07:00

Definitely a new kid with an old school look. The shaved pubes thing is definitely new school. The hairdo is way 80's. Rad!

HUNG FUCKER

2009-09-27T01:11:00.001-07:00

OMG. When I find out who this dude is, I'll let you know.

CUTIE WITH A FATTIE

2009-09-27T01:06:00.000-07:00

Could be cut. Fat as hell. Nice happy trail. Fuck yeah.

PAUL ALBA - DEFINITION of a HUNK

2009-09-26T23:10:00.000-07:00

...Nuff said.

MORE...MAROS

2009-09-23T23:30:00.000-07:00

...in addition to his 'Jakub' and 'Julien' pics. LOVE the cock on this boy!!

SKINNY DUDE

2009-09-22T19:20:00.000-07:00

Skinny dude. Skinny cock. But well shaped. Cool.

HUNG HUNK

2009-09-22T19:08:00.001-07:00

Don't know his name, but the First Auditions website says he's a 27 year old P.E. teacher. Dang, wish I had P.E. teachers like this in high school!

OLD SCHOOL

2009-09-22T18:59:00.001-07:00

Nice. Very nice.

JAKUB AKA JULIEN

2009-09-22T00:20:00.000-07:00

GREAT cock on this guy!!! Nice overall look too. I prefer the Jakub haircut to the Julien haircut.

MANISHBOY

2009-09-21T20:27:00.000-07:00

Face of a boy, body most DEFINTELY of man! A nice NATURAL looking man. The muscles, the hair, THE COCK - just PERFECT.