Kinda skipped over 2012 and 2013. MAY return and re-start this blog in 2014. It looks like Tumblr is on a rampage deleting adult blogs, so I might just shut that one down and come back here. We'll see. It's getting rather frustrating. You'd think these companies were run by the fucking Christian Right or something. In any case, you MAY be seeing some action again around here soon, thanks for staying CRMS followers!!

FROM ONE YEAR TO THE NEXT...

CRMS fave Johnny Maui next to Bel Ami's Mick Lovell.

And Mick (sigh) and his big cock.

So, I didn't post this much this year, at least not on this blog. But at least the year ended on an up note with the introduction of Mick Lovell from Bel Ami. His looks kept reminding me of someone, but I couldn't place it. And then it struck me - Johnny Maui! For a short time I even thought he might BE Johnny Maui until I did some slightly closer body analysis. I mean, even their DICKS look alike - veins and all. And while they may not be one and the same, they are both CLASSIC boys. And I will keep posting boys like this because classic boys never go out of style.  So, here's to all the classic boys and may they keep taking off their clothes and showing us their big fat dicks. Fuck yeah!! Have a happy new year cocklovers!!

MARKO for XXX-MAS

 

Hi all. Hope all's well and you're having a splendid holiday season. Here's an early present for ya - a big dicked, skinny, tattooed, buzzed-cut Bel Ami icing blaster named Marko. Marko is hella-hot and has IMO a PERFECT, fat slab of an uncut cock. This scene is from Bel Ami's XL Files 2, which is well worth a look, ya know, if big dicks are your sorta thing. Anyway, enjoy and happy holidays!

 

BANNER BOY BEEFCAKE: JERRY COOPER

Yup, it's our resident banner boy. Personifies the word BEEFCAKE - fit, clean-cut, handsome...in a word: DREAMY.  He could have been one of Wally Cleaver's hunky friends or the beach-going stud in a porno version of Mystery Date. He's got a great smile that he's perpetually sporting - and with a face, bod and cock like that, can you blame him? Oh yeah, and check out those thighs!! Golly!!

HELLO AGAIN!!

Hey all. What's this...a NEW post? Well, I DID say I'd be back. Besides, I'm having issues with tumblr. To celebrate my return, I'm posting this awesome hippie-biker dude I've been obsessing over. Kinda looks like a dude ya might see at Occupy rallies. Another reason why I should start going to those!  If you have any info on this dude (or more pics!), as always, let me know. Thanks, and stay tuned for more posts!!!!
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JOSH HARTNETT

Okay, not really, but damn sure looks like him! His dad maybe? In any case, I REALLY like the cock and balls on this guy. Nice girth and shape to it. And of course, hair's ALWAYS a plus! Nice abs too!! Dudes a perfect package!! Now if only Josh would show us HIS package?
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***More posts coming, I promise, but I've kinda moved to tumblr for a while. So those tired of waiting for me to update this blog, ya might wanna check out (and follow!) my tumblr. It's a more stream-of-conciousness version of this blog. Or better yet, go straight to my tumblr archive. I'm gonna take a bit more time to re-organize and re-design this blog. Thanks to everyone who reads CRMS. You guys rock!!***

ISLAND STUD SHANE

 

Whoa, surf report says expect an invasion of hotties with big dicks!! Cocks expected to swell to about seven or eight inches!! Fuck yeah!! Shane from Island Studs totally rocks my socks! Not only does he have the looks for porn (in certain shots reminescent of, IMO, Ion Davidov), but boy oh boy, does he also have THE COCK for it!! And what a sweet FAT fuckin' cock it is! Shane is well on his way to becoming a CRMS favorite. And to think this stud was in my state. Damn, I have to go surfing more often!

LANCE: THE LIFE AND LEGEND OF A SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SEX GOD

My oh my, this post has been a long time coming! But in fairness to myself, I just found some of these pics recently, so I couldn't have posted them any earlier anyway. But I HAVE been meaning to post pics of Lance for a VERY long time. He's been one of my all-time favorites from the moment I saw him over a decade ago on one of those cheap 4-hour gay porn compilation tapes (I, at the time, having no idea that this blond god's name was 'Lance,' or that the scene I was watching was from the William Higgins produced "Good Times Coming"). For those that don't know, Lance was a porn star in the 80's. While his classic, male-model good looks epitomized the beach-blond california surfer/skater type, there was also, IMO, a kind of goofy charm about him. Unlike a lot of porn stars, Lance wasn't afraid to smile, and seemed to be having a genuinely good time in his stills and video appearances. He looked completely at ease with his co-stars and the camera - seemingly both oblivious to and totally SELLING his sex appeal at the same time. It's interesting that his real first name is David (full name: David Alan Reis), because he reminds of an American, surf-punk version of the statue of David - with a MUCH bigger dick, of course!! Ah yes, his dick - thick, uncut, and just totally fucking HUGE (a reported 9 inches!) - perfect for a career in porn! While that career spanned the entirety of the 80's, it comprised only about a little over half a dozen videos. His print appearances seemed to be more frequent. Unfortunately Lance died of complications from AIDS in 1991. Sad, but not surprising considering a past of IV drug use, prostitution, and work in the pre-condom porn industry. He also reportedly had a relationship with Rock Hudson, who himself died of AIDS in 1985. But the legend of Lance lives! Nearly all his videos are considered classics and are available on DVD. And his images are popping up across the blogosphere (even pics this blogger hasn't seen before!). And you'll be seeing more of Lance on THIS blog!! So stay tuned!! Viva la Lance!!

RANDY RETURNS...FUCK YEAH!!!

FINALLY, Bel Ami has released video of this super-thick-tooled boy in action! Now known as "Randy Quinn" on Bel Ami's official site, "Randy’s incredibly thick fire hose of a cock – is one of the fattest dicks we have ever featured…" says George Duroy. Randy's one of my all-time faves for sure and his cock is definitely one of the THICKEST, most-perfectly shaped tools I've ever seen in my life. I'm glad Bel Ami had more of him to offer us - even though his JO in XL Files 2 was more than enough! If Bel Ami has any more footage or pictures of this boy in their archives, I hope they release 'em. Or better yet, just bring him back in for more Randy action! As always, if any CRMS readers out there know where I can find more pics of this awesome dude, PLEASE let me know. Thanks!

 

DUDES JUST HANGIN'

Nice fatty on this chillaxin' dude. I like the reddish/blondish pubes too. He's also got the super-sweet 'v' thing going with his waiste and a nice little happy trail. The semi-low-hanging balls complete the package. A very cool old school dude indeed. Sweet!