MARKO for XXX-MAS

 

Hi all. Hope all's well and you're having a splendid holiday season. Here's an early present for ya - a big dicked, skinny, tattooed, buzzed-cut Bel Ami icing blaster named Marko. Marko is hella-hot and has IMO a PERFECT, fat slab of an uncut cock. This scene is from Bel Ami's XL Files 2, which is well worth a look, ya know, if big dicks are your sorta thing. Anyway, enjoy and happy holidays!

 

LANCE: THE LIFE AND LEGEND OF A SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SEX GOD

My oh my, this post has been a long time coming! But in fairness to myself, I just found some of these pics recently, so I couldn't have posted them any earlier anyway. But I HAVE been meaning to post pics of Lance for a VERY long time. He's been one of my all-time favorites from the moment I saw him over a decade ago on one of those cheap 4-hour gay porn compilation tapes (I, at the time, having no idea that this blond god's name was 'Lance,' or that the scene I was watching was from the William Higgins produced "Good Times Coming"). For those that don't know, Lance was a porn star in the 80's. While his classic, male-model good looks epitomized the beach-blond california surfer/skater type, there was also, IMO, a kind of goofy charm about him. Unlike a lot of porn stars, Lance wasn't afraid to smile, and seemed to be having a genuinely good time in his stills and video appearances. He looked completely at ease with his co-stars and the camera - seemingly both oblivious to and totally SELLING his sex appeal at the same time. It's interesting that his real first name is David (full name: David Alan Reis), because he reminds of an American, surf-punk version of the statue of David - with a MUCH bigger dick, of course!! Ah yes, his dick - thick, uncut, and just totally fucking HUGE (a reported 9 inches!) - perfect for a career in porn! While that career spanned the entirety of the 80's, it comprised only about a little over half a dozen videos. His print appearances seemed to be more frequent. Unfortunately Lance died of complications from AIDS in 1991. Sad, but not surprising considering a past of IV drug use, prostitution, and work in the pre-condom porn industry. He also reportedly had a relationship with Rock Hudson, who himself died of AIDS in 1985. But the legend of Lance lives! Nearly all his videos are considered classics and are available on DVD. And his images are popping up across the blogosphere (even pics this blogger hasn't seen before!). And you'll be seeing more of Lance on THIS blog!! So stay tuned!! Viva la Lance!!

RANDY RETURNS...FUCK YEAH!!!

FINALLY, Bel Ami has released video of this super-thick-tooled boy in action! Now known as "Randy Quinn" on Bel Ami's official site, "Randy’s incredibly thick fire hose of a cock – is one of the fattest dicks we have ever featured…" says George Duroy. Randy's one of my all-time faves for sure and his cock is definitely one of the THICKEST, most-perfectly shaped tools I've ever seen in my life. I'm glad Bel Ami had more of him to offer us - even though his JO in XL Files 2 was more than enough! If Bel Ami has any more footage or pictures of this boy in their archives, I hope they release 'em. Or better yet, just bring him back in for more Randy action! As always, if any CRMS readers out there know where I can find more pics of this awesome dude, PLEASE let me know. Thanks!

 

THE HURLEY BOYS -- HELP ID 'EM!!

Who ARE these guys? Seriously, I've never seen these dudes before and I have no idea where this pic is from. Assuming the pic is real (which I am), all I gotta say is: DAMN, these boys have got some MASSIVE muthafuckin' meat!! I'm also assuming they're brothers, possibly twins. Anyway, if you have any info on these guys (or know where I can find a higher res version of this pic), PLEASE let me know. Thanks.
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(***Update: I did find a higher res version of the pic, and its DEFINITELY better. Damn, those fucking twin cocks are HUGE!!***)

THE RICHARD BOY

This, of course, is a classic pic that's made its way around the net for quite some time. This is, by far, the best quality version of it I've found (thanks to Vintage Twinks!). Seriously, what a lucky fuckin' dude. It's no wonder he's smiling! I'm not sure what his name is, but for the time being, I'll assume it's 'Richard' (which, BTW seems like a fitting name! ahem, 'cough-DICK-cough'). Besides the MASSIVE uncut cock, I'm also intrigued by his balls. It almost looks like they're hanging one on top the other, rather than side by side. Interesting. I'm also digging the striped shirt and haircut. This is, seriously, one of the coolest pics EVER!!

RYAN PATRICK = AWESOME

Speachless, damn near speachless...holy crap what a dude!! The beefiness. The scruffiness. The big fat fuckin' cock! Oh my!! Also, dude's apparently 6'3", so yeah, he's huge in more ways than one! And I have to say, I'm not a fan of fisting, but that last pic of Ryan fisting himself is....well, FUCKING AWESOME!! Anyhoo, let me know what you think of Red-Headed Ryan. So far, I love him!

HUNGarian PERFECTION

I swear this Hungarian hunk must have one of the most PERFECT dicks ever! Fuckin A! His chiseled body and facial features only add to his perfect awsomeness. Just out of curiousity, why is he wearing/holding a piece of clothing in nearly every pic? Strange. In any case, Fredy Costa and his perfect Hungarian cock and bod TOTALLY rock!!

NEW KID WITH A BIG COCK

Posted this dude before. Here's another pic I found. Still don't know his name, but I know he's a Bel Ami boy. Handsome. Nice fat one on him too. Anyway, if you have any info on him, let me know. Thanks.

BARRET OLIVER IS JOHAN PAULIK!!!!

I stumbled upon a rumor not too long ago, that 80's child star Barret Oliver (D.A.R.Y.L., Frankenweenie, Cocoon, The Neverending Story), disappeared at the end of that decade, had plastic surgery and re-appeared in the late 90's as 'Josh Hartnett.' This is false. The TRUTH is that Barret Oliver left Hollywood in the late 80's, moved to Eastern Europe after the wall fell, and re-emerged in the mid-90's as gay porn star 'Johan Paulik.' Yes folks, that accent 'Johan' sports is a total fake. He's really from California and is an expert at riding Luck Dragons. If you don't believe me, ask George Duroy. Oh, and BTW...

......................................................APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!

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JOEY BABY

My oh my!!! Bel Ami seems to be scoring some handsome ones lately. I love love LOVES me some Joey! Damn, has this boy got a mug on him! Add the bod and perfect cock and Joey = TOTAL PACKAGE. BTW, does anyone know is this dude's done porn under other aliases? I swear I've seen him SOMEWHERE before. He looks very familiar. Anyhoo, if anybody has the 411 on Joey, PLEASE let me know!! (**BTW, if you like what you see in this post, go over to Sizing Up and check out the video they posted of Joey getting serviced by Luke Hamill. You won't be sorry, especially when you get a load of Joey's own MASSIVE load!!** ;) )

YOU PICKED THE WINNERS!

1st Place - Max Orloff & Ariel Vanean (Tie)

2nd Place - Kris Evans & Johnny Maui (Tie)

3rd Place - Shane Collins & Richard Hrosik/Karel Rok (Tie)

And so...

those are the winners folks! No, NOT of the Olympics, but if this WERE the Olympics of Cock, I'd have to say the Czechs most certainly have the edge! Well, at least we have TWO Americans in there! My personal favorite was Woody, and although he and his fat one didn't make the top 3, he at least made a valiant and admirable showing in fourth place. All in all, it was a fun poll. I wasn't surprised by Max's performance. He's a HUGE favorite among cock-lovers and, although I don't think that his was the MOST aesthetically pleasing out of THIS group, I do think he's got one beauty of big fucking dick on him and It's no mystery why people are in lust with it. Ariel, on the other hand, was a total dark horse, and I was indeed surprised by his upset tie with Max. Hats off to both of them! Now, if only Bel Ami could bring Max out of retirement to do a scene with Ariel! Oh heck, bringing Max out of retirement to do a scene with anybody would be fucking awesome! Anyway, thanks for voting and supporting CRMS! Congratulations to our six winners and to ALL of our candidates! Now, I have to think of the next poll. If any of you have some ideas or suggestions for one, let me know! Thanks again guys!!