MARKO for XXX-MAS

 

Hi all. Hope all's well and you're having a splendid holiday season. Here's an early present for ya - a big dicked, skinny, tattooed, buzzed-cut Bel Ami icing blaster named Marko. Marko is hella-hot and has IMO a PERFECT, fat slab of an uncut cock. This scene is from Bel Ami's XL Files 2, which is well worth a look, ya know, if big dicks are your sorta thing. Anyway, enjoy and happy holidays!

 

RANDY RETURNS...FUCK YEAH!!!

FINALLY, Bel Ami has released video of this super-thick-tooled boy in action! Now known as "Randy Quinn" on Bel Ami's official site, "Randy’s incredibly thick fire hose of a cock – is one of the fattest dicks we have ever featured…" says George Duroy. Randy's one of my all-time faves for sure and his cock is definitely one of the THICKEST, most-perfectly shaped tools I've ever seen in my life. I'm glad Bel Ami had more of him to offer us - even though his JO in XL Files 2 was more than enough! If Bel Ami has any more footage or pictures of this boy in their archives, I hope they release 'em. Or better yet, just bring him back in for more Randy action! As always, if any CRMS readers out there know where I can find more pics of this awesome dude, PLEASE let me know. Thanks!

 

HUNGarian PERFECTION

I swear this Hungarian hunk must have one of the most PERFECT dicks ever! Fuckin A! His chiseled body and facial features only add to his perfect awsomeness. Just out of curiousity, why is he wearing/holding a piece of clothing in nearly every pic? Strange. In any case, Fredy Costa and his perfect Hungarian cock and bod TOTALLY rock!!

NEW KID WITH A BIG COCK

Posted this dude before. Here's another pic I found. Still don't know his name, but I know he's a Bel Ami boy. Handsome. Nice fat one on him too. Anyway, if you have any info on him, let me know. Thanks.

BARRET OLIVER IS JOHAN PAULIK!!!!

I stumbled upon a rumor not too long ago, that 80's child star Barret Oliver (D.A.R.Y.L., Frankenweenie, Cocoon, The Neverending Story), disappeared at the end of that decade, had plastic surgery and re-appeared in the late 90's as 'Josh Hartnett.' This is false. The TRUTH is that Barret Oliver left Hollywood in the late 80's, moved to Eastern Europe after the wall fell, and re-emerged in the mid-90's as gay porn star 'Johan Paulik.' Yes folks, that accent 'Johan' sports is a total fake. He's really from California and is an expert at riding Luck Dragons. If you don't believe me, ask George Duroy. Oh, and BTW...

......................................................APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!

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JOEY BABY

My oh my!!! Bel Ami seems to be scoring some handsome ones lately. I love love LOVES me some Joey! Damn, has this boy got a mug on him! Add the bod and perfect cock and Joey = TOTAL PACKAGE. BTW, does anyone know is this dude's done porn under other aliases? I swear I've seen him SOMEWHERE before. He looks very familiar. Anyhoo, if anybody has the 411 on Joey, PLEASE let me know!! (**BTW, if you like what you see in this post, go over to Sizing Up and check out the video they posted of Joey getting serviced by Luke Hamill. You won't be sorry, especially when you get a load of Joey's own MASSIVE load!!** ;) )

YOU PICKED THE WINNERS!

1st Place - Max Orloff & Ariel Vanean (Tie)

2nd Place - Kris Evans & Johnny Maui (Tie)

3rd Place - Shane Collins & Richard Hrosik/Karel Rok (Tie)

And so...

those are the winners folks! No, NOT of the Olympics, but if this WERE the Olympics of Cock, I'd have to say the Czechs most certainly have the edge! Well, at least we have TWO Americans in there! My personal favorite was Woody, and although he and his fat one didn't make the top 3, he at least made a valiant and admirable showing in fourth place. All in all, it was a fun poll. I wasn't surprised by Max's performance. He's a HUGE favorite among cock-lovers and, although I don't think that his was the MOST aesthetically pleasing out of THIS group, I do think he's got one beauty of big fucking dick on him and It's no mystery why people are in lust with it. Ariel, on the other hand, was a total dark horse, and I was indeed surprised by his upset tie with Max. Hats off to both of them! Now, if only Bel Ami could bring Max out of retirement to do a scene with Ariel! Oh heck, bringing Max out of retirement to do a scene with anybody would be fucking awesome! Anyway, thanks for voting and supporting CRMS! Congratulations to our six winners and to ALL of our candidates! Now, I have to think of the next poll. If any of you have some ideas or suggestions for one, let me know! Thanks again guys!!

UNDERDOGS

Hey folks, it's come down to the wire and you've only got 3 more days to cast your votes. I'm taking this opportunity to implore you to give our underdogs one last look. I won't tell you who I voted for until the poll closes, but I WILL tell you that it's someone in the picture above. And although I have a penchant for supporting underdogs, he was, in fact, my choice from the beginning. Anyway, so yeah, please give 'em a look, compare them to the rest of the candidates, then cast your vote, whatever it may be. Viva la Democracy!

VOTE BABY VOTE!

Hey cock-lovers, it's your friendly neighborhood weiner-fan here to remind you to vote in the CRMS Pole Poll, if you haven't already. It looks like we may actually have a competition here. So please, let your voice be heard! Here's another look at our candidates. Please note, the numbers here don't actually correspond to the order in which they appear in the poll. I just threw this together in a way that I thought looked visually appealing! But just find the cock you like, and then find cock-owner's name, then vote for that candidate in the poll section at the bottom of the sidebar. Okay, go!

POLE POLL!

1. Max Orloff

2. Shane Collins

3. Woody (from Sean Cody)

4. Jeff Daniels aka Lukas Wink

5. Rodolphe Vacano

6. Tyler Peters

7. Mario (aka Nico aka Bruno)

8. Brett Tamblyn

9. Ariel Vanean

10. Richard Hrosik aka Karel Rok

11. Kris Evans

12. Johnny Maui


So I came up with a dick poll (or I should say POLE poll!) for this month. It's the first poll of its kind here on CRMS! Narrowing down the field to twelve was admittedly difficult, but on this date, at this time, these are the dudes that I decided would represent the cocks on this blog. If one of your favorites is not on here, please let me know in the comments section below - they may very well show up in a future poll! But go ahead and vote anyway! This poll will be open 'til the end of February. To vote, just scroll down to the bottom of the sidebar on your right. And thank you cock-fans, for your participation!