BANNER BOY BEEFCAKE: JERRY COOPER

Yup, it's our resident banner boy. Personifies the word BEEFCAKE - fit, clean-cut, handsome...in a word: DREAMY.  He could have been one of Wally Cleaver's hunky friends or the beach-going stud in a porno version of Mystery Date. He's got a great smile that he's perpetually sporting - and with a face, bod and cock like that, can you blame him? Oh yeah, and check out those thighs!! Golly!!

DUDES JUST HANGIN'

Nice fatty on this chillaxin' dude. I like the reddish/blondish pubes too. He's also got the super-sweet 'v' thing going with his waiste and a nice little happy trail. The semi-low-hanging balls complete the package. A very cool old school dude indeed. Sweet!

THE RICHARD BOY

This, of course, is a classic pic that's made its way around the net for quite some time. This is, by far, the best quality version of it I've found (thanks to Vintage Twinks!). Seriously, what a lucky fuckin' dude. It's no wonder he's smiling! I'm not sure what his name is, but for the time being, I'll assume it's 'Richard' (which, BTW seems like a fitting name! ahem, 'cough-DICK-cough'). Besides the MASSIVE uncut cock, I'm also intrigued by his balls. It almost looks like they're hanging one on top the other, rather than side by side. Interesting. I'm also digging the striped shirt and haircut. This is, seriously, one of the coolest pics EVER!!

MORE LUKE aka TONY

Found more pics of Luke aka Tony. Wow, he's secured himself a spot on CRMS's all-time favorites list with that last pic. Damn! That cock! Those BALLS!! Holy shit. Yo Luke, just take the plunge and become a full-time porn star, okay? Pretty please?

NEW KID WITH A BIG COCK

Posted this dude before. Here's another pic I found. Still don't know his name, but I know he's a Bel Ami boy. Handsome. Nice fat one on him too. Anyway, if you have any info on him, let me know. Thanks.

DAN (HIGHER-RES)

Hi, I found this slightly better quality version of the pic of Dan I posted before. Damn, talk about a perfect cock. And those balls!! Sweet!! Hopefully, I can find more pics of this dude and his perfect, fat cock. If I do, I'll totally post 'em. Anyhoo, for now, enjoy this one!

PORN NOIR

Something mysterious and striking about this image. I love the look of the dude AND his awesome hanging fattie. Picture it: "The 50's. A darkened room on a stormy night. After coming in from the rain, the mysterious stranger removed his soaking wet clothes. His intense stare indicated a discomfort with contact, while his pose exhibited a clear confidence in his nakedness. He DEFINITELY enjoyed being admired - but only from afar." Pulpy enough 4 ya? Very cool indeed.

UNDERDOGS

Hey folks, it's come down to the wire and you've only got 3 more days to cast your votes. I'm taking this opportunity to implore you to give our underdogs one last look. I won't tell you who I voted for until the poll closes, but I WILL tell you that it's someone in the picture above. And although I have a penchant for supporting underdogs, he was, in fact, my choice from the beginning. Anyway, so yeah, please give 'em a look, compare them to the rest of the candidates, then cast your vote, whatever it may be. Viva la Democracy!

DAMIEN

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MORE MARIO

Found more pics of Mario, one of the boys in CRMS' Cock Poll. So fucking perfect. So fucking awesome!

JEFFREY BRANSON

Apparently this handsome Hungarian is getting some pretty good word of mouth. I haven't seen any of his videos yet, but his photos alone are fucking awesome. What a body! And with a face like that, he could easily be a professional model. But with that big, beautiful uncut cock of his, I have to say this boy was born for porn! I'll be posting more of Jeff (I think they could have at least given him a HUNGARIAN name!) later. For now, enjoy this swelteringly hot pic!

MIREK = AWESOME (I THINK THAT'S THE LITERAL TRANSLATION)

Holy shit do I love Mirek. Talk about PERFECT! The look. The bod. THE COCK!! And don't even get me started on the balls! Sizing Up had posted this series (and a video!), and I decided to re-post 'em here. I just love everything about this dude. Mucho kudos to Bel Ami for finding him. Hopefully, we'll be seeing A LOT more of Mirek in the future.

MORE BELAMI BOYS

Since I'm in a Bel Ami mood, I thought I'd post yet another bevy o' Bel Ami beauts for ya! Nice pics. Taken from a various calendars I believe. I think my favorite is Brett Tamblyn, with Ariel and Kris tied for second. Yann's got a pretty nice wang too. Actually, they all do. And if I was hung like the last two guys, I'd be smiling too. Where does Bel Ami find 'em? Good stuff. Good stuff indeed. Enjoy!

MORE HOT COCKS (BIG DICKS 'N' FAVE WOODIES)

Again, a mix of old and new. I'm also trying to put together my top twenty cocks of the millenium. Stay tuned!