FROM ONE YEAR TO THE NEXT...

CRMS fave Johnny Maui next to Bel Ami's Mick Lovell.

And Mick (sigh) and his big cock.

So, I didn't post this much this year, at least not on this blog. But at least the year ended on an up note with the introduction of Mick Lovell from Bel Ami. His looks kept reminding me of someone, but I couldn't place it. And then it struck me - Johnny Maui! For a short time I even thought he might BE Johnny Maui until I did some slightly closer body analysis. I mean, even their DICKS look alike - veins and all. And while they may not be one and the same, they are both CLASSIC boys. And I will keep posting boys like this because classic boys never go out of style.  So, here's to all the classic boys and may they keep taking off their clothes and showing us their big fat dicks. Fuck yeah!! Have a happy new year cocklovers!!

BANNER BOY BEEFCAKE: JERRY COOPER

Yup, it's our resident banner boy. Personifies the word BEEFCAKE - fit, clean-cut, handsome...in a word: DREAMY.  He could have been one of Wally Cleaver's hunky friends or the beach-going stud in a porno version of Mystery Date. He's got a great smile that he's perpetually sporting - and with a face, bod and cock like that, can you blame him? Oh yeah, and check out those thighs!! Golly!!

JOSH HARTNETT

Okay, not really, but damn sure looks like him! His dad maybe? In any case, I REALLY like the cock and balls on this guy. Nice girth and shape to it. And of course, hair's ALWAYS a plus! Nice abs too!! Dudes a perfect package!! Now if only Josh would show us HIS package?
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***More posts coming, I promise, but I've kinda moved to tumblr for a while. So those tired of waiting for me to update this blog, ya might wanna check out (and follow!) my tumblr. It's a more stream-of-conciousness version of this blog. Or better yet, go straight to my tumblr archive. I'm gonna take a bit more time to re-organize and re-design this blog. Thanks to everyone who reads CRMS. You guys rock!!***

LANCE: THE LIFE AND LEGEND OF A SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA SEX GOD

My oh my, this post has been a long time coming! But in fairness to myself, I just found some of these pics recently, so I couldn't have posted them any earlier anyway. But I HAVE been meaning to post pics of Lance for a VERY long time. He's been one of my all-time favorites from the moment I saw him over a decade ago on one of those cheap 4-hour gay porn compilation tapes (I, at the time, having no idea that this blond god's name was 'Lance,' or that the scene I was watching was from the William Higgins produced "Good Times Coming"). For those that don't know, Lance was a porn star in the 80's. While his classic, male-model good looks epitomized the beach-blond california surfer/skater type, there was also, IMO, a kind of goofy charm about him. Unlike a lot of porn stars, Lance wasn't afraid to smile, and seemed to be having a genuinely good time in his stills and video appearances. He looked completely at ease with his co-stars and the camera - seemingly both oblivious to and totally SELLING his sex appeal at the same time. It's interesting that his real first name is David (full name: David Alan Reis), because he reminds of an American, surf-punk version of the statue of David - with a MUCH bigger dick, of course!! Ah yes, his dick - thick, uncut, and just totally fucking HUGE (a reported 9 inches!) - perfect for a career in porn! While that career spanned the entirety of the 80's, it comprised only about a little over half a dozen videos. His print appearances seemed to be more frequent. Unfortunately Lance died of complications from AIDS in 1991. Sad, but not surprising considering a past of IV drug use, prostitution, and work in the pre-condom porn industry. He also reportedly had a relationship with Rock Hudson, who himself died of AIDS in 1985. But the legend of Lance lives! Nearly all his videos are considered classics and are available on DVD. And his images are popping up across the blogosphere (even pics this blogger hasn't seen before!). And you'll be seeing more of Lance on THIS blog!! So stay tuned!! Viva la Lance!!

DUDES JUST HANGIN'

Nice fatty on this chillaxin' dude. I like the reddish/blondish pubes too. He's also got the super-sweet 'v' thing going with his waiste and a nice little happy trail. The semi-low-hanging balls complete the package. A very cool old school dude indeed. Sweet!

LEAN, SOFT & THICK

RANDY KELLY: OLD SKOOL THICKNESS

I thought I'd kick off my return by kickin' it old school. Here's some classic fat-dicked hotness for ya! Been wanting to post this boy for a while. God I love his dick. Classic example of a perfect circumcised cock. And talk about thickness!! Any way you measure it, the results = BIG-FUCKIN'-DICK. This kid gets straight A's in Cock-ometry for sure!!!

THE RICHARD BOY

This, of course, is a classic pic that's made its way around the net for quite some time. This is, by far, the best quality version of it I've found (thanks to Vintage Twinks!). Seriously, what a lucky fuckin' dude. It's no wonder he's smiling! I'm not sure what his name is, but for the time being, I'll assume it's 'Richard' (which, BTW seems like a fitting name! ahem, 'cough-DICK-cough'). Besides the MASSIVE uncut cock, I'm also intrigued by his balls. It almost looks like they're hanging one on top the other, rather than side by side. Interesting. I'm also digging the striped shirt and haircut. This is, seriously, one of the coolest pics EVER!!

DONNY & MIKE

I really like this old pic. It's like The Hardy Boys without the clothes! Sorta gives you a new angle on the 50's. Of course, these boys aren't hard(y) at all. In fact, you could say these two give a whole new meaning to the term 'just hanging.' Lucky bastards. :)

PORN NOIR

Something mysterious and striking about this image. I love the look of the dude AND his awesome hanging fattie. Picture it: "The 50's. A darkened room on a stormy night. After coming in from the rain, the mysterious stranger removed his soaking wet clothes. His intense stare indicated a discomfort with contact, while his pose exhibited a clear confidence in his nakedness. He DEFINITELY enjoyed being admired - but only from afar." Pulpy enough 4 ya? Very cool indeed.

MORE HOT COCKS (BIG DICKS 'N' FAVE WOODIES)

Again, a mix of old and new. I'm also trying to put together my top twenty cocks of the millenium. Stay tuned!

DONE WITH MIRRORS

1. Alan Corriveau
2. Unknown
3. Unknown
4. Unknown
5. Unknown Model

DICK KNIGHT

Dick has a really nice...well, dick.

JUST HANGIN'

...and quite nicely too.

BALLS...

indeed.

GREAT PIC

Hair + Bod + Balls + Artistry =

Pure fuckin' Photographic Awesomeness.

MORE BRIAN BIANCHINI

Awesome dude!

I'M BREATHLESS

GREAT Pic.

CLASSIC HAIRYNESS

...with a side of massive cajones to go! Nice.

JOHNNY STUMPS

I have to say, what a set of fuckin' balls on this guy. Damn! Also, some really nice photography here. Retro rocks.